I did some grocery shopping over the weekend and ordered a few items from the deli counter. I did NOT order half a pound of prosciutto but somehow, mysteriously, that is what appeared in my grocery bag. It had the same expiration date as everything else and didn't seem to be coated with any visible poison so I had some.
Eight hours later, I woke up to my stomach literally vibrating. I spent the day wishing I had more than one toilet. Two days later I'm back at work and still haunted by that nitratey mush. Damn you sneaky deli demons!! They know I hate wasting food.